Inspired By: Elayne Boosler
I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It’s not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It’s the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is “delete.”
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking.
I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots.